Top 5 - Jobs Sir Chris Hoy could do next

Top 5 - Jobs Sir Chris Hoy could do next by Michael Cheary Earlier today, Great Britains most successful ever Olympian, Sir Chris Hoy, announced his retirement from professional cycling.37-year-old Hoy retires as an 11-time world champion, a six-time Olympic champion, and the most successful Olympic cyclist of all time. Undoubtedly one of the greatest sportsmen of our era, hes chosen to bow out at the top of his game.But what happens when youve hung up your high-tech, precision-engineered, aerodynamic, teardrop racing helmet for the very last time? Whilst were sure hell never struggle for work (he already has his own bicycle range), it never hurts to have a contingency plan. Heres our list of the top five jobs Sir Chris Hoy could do next:Train DriverAfter 13 years of cycling at the highest level, theres a good chance Sir Chris is in no great rush to get back in the saddle. Fortunately, there are plenty of other professions to which he could put his skills to good use.Train Drivers need to be self-disciplined, used t o early morning starts, comfortable working alone, and able to maintain a high level of concentration at all times. Whats more, theres a track to follow and whos to know if you wear a bit of Lycra under your uniform?Also, did we mention he actually has a train named after him? All aboardRefereeBack in 2011, Tottenham Hotspur supporters got slightly confused. After a contentious decision in an away game at Stoke City, fans decided to vent their frustrations about match referee, Chris Foy, on Twitter. Unfortunately, the group of fans in question werent so good with names.Cue a torrent of abuse mistakenly aimed at the cycling legend. However, when Sir Chris himself began joking about the error, many people pointed out that he could probably do a much better job than his near-namesake. Becoming a professional referee would not only allow him to exercise his love for a new sport, but it would also make a real difference to the community. Well, at least in Tottenham.All he needs is a whis tle #HoyNotFoyBrand Ambassador for McCoysSir Chris Hoy has many nicknames: Medals Ahoy, Hoy Joy, The Hoy Wonder etc. (no, really). However, perhaps none of them encapsulates the true spirit of the flying Scotsman than The Real McHoy.In fact, his parents even used to unfurl a banner revealing the phrase each time he won a race (which was pretty much all of them).So, why not make the most by putting a face to the name and help sell some crisps along the way. Lets face it, hes more than qualified for the position (how many gold medals has Lineker won?).The pun-related promotional flavour names pretty much write themselves (were looking into trademarking Duck Hoy-sin Sauce as we speak).Spin Class InstructorWeve all been there. Youve just got to the gym after a long day at work. Youre tired, you dont like your instructor, and youd rather be somewhere else.But what if your instructor was an Olympic demi-god, with thighs the size of tree trunks and more gold hanging around his neck than M r T?Apart from being motivational and a genuine inspiration, hed also push you to get results. Feel like you need to take a break? Thats not how you win gold medals. See the pain barrier? Beat it. Second is a fancy name for loser. Sir Chris Hoy shows no mercy.Four words: Most. Intense. Workout. Ever. PostmanTwo things we definitely know about Sir Chris Hoy. First, hes quite useful on a bicycle. And second, he looks pretty darn good in shorts. This one is a no-brainer.Whats more, hes used to being out in all weathers, pushing himself to the limit for the adoring public. If he can deliver a few important epistles or picturesque postcards on the way, then everyones a winner.Delivery times may vary, depending on terrain.Sir Chris Hoys golden post box, Hunter Square, Edinburgh.Honourable mentions: Sir Paperboy, Bicycle Courier, Professional Shorts Model, Knight Rider.Image CreditsGold medal number 5 http://www.flickr.com/photos/anonlinegreenworld/7804639410/#FoyNotHoy https://twitter.c om/chrishoy